If only I had a 32" waist

[PVC Raincoat]

Would love to have these, but my waist has grown over the last couple of years.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/158045806452

I hope someone on here gets to enjoy them

[Cherie]

Would fit me just about, but they look hard and as the listing says, discoloured, meaning that the material might be brittle. Would be fun to try but probably more creaking like an old door than a gentle swish!

Cherie x